Strike A Pose Tee

Strike a pose, a pulse is optional.

Whether you’re examining a blood-splatter pattern or just trying to look sharp while sorting through autopsy reports, this shirt screams "I know exactly how to secure a perimeter." Featuring a classic chalk outline and the ultimate piece of grim fashion advice, it’s the perfect attire for armchair detectives who prefer their humor as dark as their coffee.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!