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Part 1
From what I heard, Randy was finishing up for the day and wanted to make sure the mayor had everything he needed before she left. She knocked on his door but he didn’t answer. Maybe she thought he was taking a nap. For whatever reason, she didn’t knock again until she had her jacket and her bag, ready to go. When De Smedt didn’t answer again, she helped herself into his office, and that’s when she found his body.
Police told the news that “they’re looking into every possible lead,” which means they don’t have one. I knew that for sure when they showed up at the library, looking for me. They asked if I was the librarian, I said yes, call me Toni. No one calls me Antonia. They asked if I had any problems with the mayor. Who didn’t? They asked me to tell them about the mayor, from my perspective. I told them I thought he was a divisive pragmatist, an elitist, and a demagogue, someone I wouldn’t trust to borrow a book and give it back. Except maybe a book on retirement.
Part 2
De Smedt seemed to be in a constant reelection campaign. A lot of folks around town have been upset with the economy and he grabbed a hold of that. People want jobs, they don’t need books, he said. The people who listened to him agreed. I told the police that yes, I’ve visited his office quite a few times over the past few months — each time filling out the correct forms, signing on the dotted lines, waiting in the appropriate rooms — and I’ve tried explaining to him that the library can help people. They can learn new skills. They can find new passions. Heck, if I had the budget, I could give them a job. None of that mattered to Mayor De Smedt. It didn’t seem to matter to the police, either.
Part 3
I could tell one of the officers didn’t like the way I was talking about the late mayor. I couldn’t remember if I’d seen him out of uniform somewhere that might help me figure out his angle. I did, however, notice the way he was looking around, like he might catch some disease. The mayor made it a point to tell people that the library is a petri dish of radical ideas, ideas from people outside Larksburg. “Have any of you been published? You think anyone writing any of those books knows anything about our town?” he said once. He talks about conspiracy and takes old political philosophers out of context to serve his agenda. It’s aggravating, but I have noticed that more people are checking out more books by Francis Bacon, Thomas Payne, and the like. Hopefully they’re fact-checking. The way things have been around here lately, I doubt it. People are also checking out books about locksmithing and biographies on assassinated figures.
Part 4
I’m not the only one upset with the mayor. Half the town thinks he’s either taking things too far or not far enough. Then there’s a few regular faces at the mayor’s office. John Yaminsky won’t stop talking about a bear he’s seen snooping around the perimeter of his farm. Geraldine Phillips has been upset over a bad real estate deal and wants the mayor to do something about it. Michelle Fink parlays on behalf of the town council but always leaves frustrated. Every day, Randy Hollins, his latest aide, thanklessly shuffles people in and out of De Smedt’s office and makes sure he has his tea and pomegranate juice. Honestly, I don’t know where he finds the time to govern, but the town is still standing. I guess that’s something.
Part 5
The two officers seemed to be satisfied with what I told them, and one of them gave me his card. I asked if I was a suspect. “No ma’am,” he said. They were just looking at the people who had seen him today. I didn’t see him, I wasn’t there. So they were talking to me because they were “gathering as much information as they could.” Which meant they didn’t know what else to do.
Part 6
Finally, I thanked the officers for coming by and told them that I hoped they could find some clues in whatever was left of the scene. I imagined De Smedt at his desk, papers and books scattered, that smirk still on his face, in a pool of his own blood. Even in death he’d think he had the upper hand. The one officer — the one who seemed comfortable — said there wasn’t much mess, just the vomit. The other officer fired his eyes at his partner. So, he was poisoned.
Part 7
Who would poison the mayor? Obviously, anyone at his office that day would have an opportunity, but surely not everyone was a poisoner. I started thinking about the increase in traffic at the library. More and more people were checking out books. Maybe the killer needed to do a little research? It was worth a shot. I started looking into the library’s records, and realized it would take me forever to go through all of them. That’s when I felt it, the knot in my stomach. Whoever killed the mayor, if they used the library — my library — to help them do it, if I helped them find the book with the information they used, then I aided a murderer.
Part 8
It was after hours at the library and I wasn’t getting anywhere trying to go through the records one at a time. Time. De Smedt’s schedule. That was it. I needed to find out who had meetings with the mayor before he died. I decided to call it a day and head home. When I walked into the apartment, Bev had a cold eggplant parmesan on the table and a scowl on her face. “Long day?” she said. I told her about the police and the mayor and her features shifted gently. “Bobbunks! You must have been anxious!” Bev didn’t like to swear, so she always said wonderful nonsense instead. I told her I was, but I thought I could help. She looked at me like she was carved from amber. “You’re not really going to, are you?”
Part 9
I told her I had to do something. If the killer had used my library, then I had to make it right. “But it isn’t your library, love,” she told me. “It’s municipal. Books were there before you. There are other libraries out there, too, and plenty of them need librarians.” I knew that, of course. But this one was the library I grew up in. I knew every nook for reading books or stealing kisses. I also knew that Bev wanted to get out of Larksburg. She probably thought this was the best opportunity she was going to get to shake me out of it. But nothing was going to change my mind.
Part 10
In the morning I snuck out early to find Randy Hollins, the mayor’s aide. She was just the mayor’s type so I figured I’d find her at the gym. I don’t like gyms. They always look really clean but you know they’re filthy with sweat, stink, and whatever else people secrete under pressure. I could feel eyes on me, the obvious outsider. I spotted Randy on a treadmill. She recognized me and nodded a polite greeting. I walked past the weightlifters and told her frankly, “I need your help.”
Part 11
Randy got off the treadmill and started curling some 15-pound weights. I thought about apologizing and leaving her alone, but I needed to know who was in the mayor’s office. I told her about the police showing up at the library and my whole train of thought that led me to her. “Maybe I shouldn’t tell you,” she said, “but I know the mayor wouldn’t want me to tell you so I’ll tell you.” Wait, what? I think she smiled when she noticed me trying to suss out what she just said. “The mayor had three appointments that day. John Yaminsky, then Geraldine Phillips, and then Michelle Fink.” Bingo.
Part 12
I rushed to the library. At my desk, I pulled out a notebook and wrote down my list of suspects. John Yaminsky, general store owner with grievances over De Smedt’s inaction with the local wildlife. Geraldine Phillips, aspiring real-estate mogul and self-appointed community spokesperson. Michelle Fink, council president and the one person in government who seems to care about the library. I looked at the list for a minute before I added Randy Hollins, mayor’s aide who apparently didn’t like him very much. Four suspects. Time to check their reading habits.
Part 13
Alphabetically, Fink was first, so that’s where I started. She didn’t have anything checked out at the moment. She had in her history books Narrative of Sojourner Truth: A Northern Slave by Sojourner Truth, I Know why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou, Everyday Woodworking by Rex Krueger, and some music biographies. Nothing about poison, unfortunately. Then I looked closer at the list of musicians she was reading about: Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Sonny Clark, Michael Jackson. All drug overdoses. And though her account was up-to-date, Ms. Fink had several late fees paid for the books that ended in drug overdoses. Maybe Fink got inspired.
Part 14
The next account was Hollins. I braced myself for a list of celebrity profiles and healthy diet books. What I found instead was a short history of exactly four titles: How to Make Friends and Influence People, A Comprehensive Introduction to Political Science, One Foot in the Door and One on the Ladder, and How to Advance. Clearly, Ms. Hollins wanted to make something of herself. Did she think Mayor De Smedt was an obstacle to remove?
Moving on down, my finger stopped at Phillips. Geraldine was always snooping around the mayor’s office. She wanted to know everything that was happening in the town, one way or another. And everyone knows Geraldine, too. Her book history showed Real Estate for Dummies checked out a few times. I remember she tried flipping a couple houses with her husband’s money but they went into foreclosure. It looked like she gave up on that and took up gardening with Your Garden and You: A Careful Cultivation. I know that one: it’s just a bunch of new age jargon and references to other books. But Geraldine wasn’t known to be much of a green thumb. I had to admit the timing was suspicious. What if Geraldine found a way to grow her own poison?
Part 15
Last on the list was John Yaminsky. John had been for a while an outspoken critic of the mayor. John was a farmer and his account history made sense: books on pest control, wildlife conservation laws, and business. Everyone knew that the Yaminsky farm did well financially, but the rumor was they were cursed. A couple years ago John Jr. died, and recently Mrs. Yaminsky was diagnosed with some horrible disease. I wasn’t sure what John’s motive was, but as a farmer I was sure he had access to chemicals that could have poisoned the mayor. Perhaps De Smedt was just another pest.
Part 16
I had gotten some ideas about these suspects, but I still had questions. So I decided I had to pay each of them a visit. Since I already spoke to her, I went first back to Randy Hollins around lunch time. We’re all creatures of habit, so I thought I’d check the deli near the mayor’s office. Sure enough, she was at a high-top eating what looked like a chicken salad wrap. She pretended not to see me. I sat down next to her. “What do you want,” she asked. I told her I had some more questions for her. She didn’t like that. “If you don’t mind, I already talked to the cops.” Her breath — it was tuna. I asked her what she was doing when the mayor died. “I was doing my usual clerical stuff. The mayor had tracking software on my computer and the cops already checked it. I was busy the whole time.”
Part 17
I pressed Randy a little but she pushed back. “If you really really want to,” she said, “I’ll show you my computer so you can see. I didn’t have any time to blow my nose, let alone kill anyone.” I thanked her and apologized before leaving her to her smelly fish sandwich. I didn’t think she did it. She and her career would have had more to gain with the mayor alive. I made my way to the deli door when she snuck up on me, “Toni, I think you should know that some crazy people found out there might be a connection between the library and the mayor’s murder.” That’s when I saw a flier taped to the window: STOP THE CORRUPTED LIBRARY LEECHING OUR TOWN AND ENDANGERING OUR LIVES – CITIZENS FOR SAFE MEDIA.
Part 18
I’d never heard of Citizens for Safe Media before. I figured it was probably just Geraldine trying to involve herself. I started heading over to the Yaminsky farm when Bev called my cell. “What the zsakaka is going on?” Hello to you, too. “Toni? Someone just slid a note under our door, and — and it says — it says ‘stop teaching kids to kill or we’ll stop you ourselves.’ Do you know what the fjuzi this is about?”
I told Bev not to worry, but I was alarmed. It didn’t take long for what I told Randy to turn into a rumor that the library — my library — was teaching children how to kill people. I knew that as long as the mayor’s murder was left unsolved people were going to find something to point their anxiety towards. A little rumor, and that something became the library. And me. I had to press on quickly, and learn what I could from Ms. Fink.
Part 19
Ms. Fink’s office was just down the road from the mayor’s, in an old house converted into office spaces. The town council met on the top floor. Michelle Fink was sitting at her desk. Nothing gave away that she was the council president. She smiled at me and we exchanged some small talk. I asked her about the mayor. She frowned. “It’s a shame, isn’t it? And bizarre. He seemed a little pale when I saw him, but I had just assumed he caught a cold.” I asked her about her interest in musicians’ biographies. “They all have such incredible and tragic lives,” she said. I asked her why all the musicians she reads about died from overdoses. “Ms. Levy,” she said, “how many didn’t?”
Part 20
After speaking to the councilwoman I decided to head home. When I got there, Bev was sitting on the couch. Next to her luggage. “It’s not safe here, love. We’ve got to go,” she said. I told her I had to stay. I couldn’t leave this town thinking that the library, the place where people can freely learn and read the best ideas we’ve had as a species, could end up closing. The whole town would go into the dark ages. “Well, I can’t stay,” she said, “so I’ll be at the Sunrise Motel. For a few days. Think carefully about this, Toni.” And with that, she was out the door.
Part 21
With the apartment to myself, I didn’t have much to do besides continue on. So I called Geraldine Phillips. Her husband, Gomer, answered. I asked if I could speak with Mrs. Phillips regarding a late book return. She wasn’t home but he’d let her know I wanted to speak with her and she’d get back to me. Great. I had to keep going, so next up was a phone call to John Yaminsky, to see what he would tell me.
Part 22
“I’m glad the bastard’s dead,” he told me. “He’s done but nothin’ for this town and left my family to die.” I asked him what he meant, and he told me about his son, John Jr. How he was mauled to death by the same bear the mayor refused to address. “And we used to be friendly. I donated heavily to his first campaign, too. More than I should’ve. And then he won and forgot all about me and mine. Wouldn’t loan a cent for hospital bills when the time came.” I asked him what happened the last time he saw the mayor. “Same as always,” he said, “a whole lotta nothin’.” I asked him about pesticides. “I used to, but I’ve been doing research and they seem to do more harm than good anymore,” I could hear his smile, “I’m going organic.”
Part 23
The next day I decided to take a walk around town and clear my head. It was lonely in our apartment. I was thinking about calling Bev when I saw John Yaminsky leaving the bank. So I followed him. He stopped by the cafe for coffee. He waved hello to people he passed on the street. I followed him around town and nothing out of the ordinary happened. He seemed like a normal person, not someone who had just murdered a mayor. Maybe I was in over my head. What was I even looking for? Then I remembered Geraldine never called me back.
Part 24
I rang the doorbell at the Phillips’ house and Gomer answered. “Geraldine’s not home,” he said. He also said I wasn’t welcome to stay and wait for her. I asked him, ever so politely, where she might be. “Well,” he mused, “try the council.” I didn’t have time to thank him before he slammed the door in my face. It was time to head back downtown.
Part 25
When I arrived at the town council office, Geraldine was outside, speaking to a woman cradling a stack of papers and wearing a Citizens for Safe Media button on her red blazer. “Speak of the devil,” Geraldine said. I said hello and endured some heated eyes from the other woman. I asked Geraldine why she hadn’t called me back. “Oh, dear, why would I call you? I want nothing to do with you or your library. You know what they’re saying, don’t you? I won’t be associated with any of it. We’re going to make sure any and all public funds avoid your radical brainwashing facility completely. You’re getting shut down, dear.”
Part 26
I didn’t understand why Geraldine would try to shut down the library. She checked out that real estate book dozens of times. And the gardening book. She could have just bought them, but she didn’t. And if the library went away, so would the books. And so would all the records of the books. I had a thought. “Geraldine, what were you talking to the mayor about the day he died?” Her face darkened.
“That’s personal, dear.” I asked her why she’d want to shut down the library. “That’s personal, too.” I asked her why she’d want her account history to disappear. She leaned in. “You’d best stop sticking your nose in my business. Dear.” So I left to get my hands dirty.
Part 27
It was nearly midnight when I snuck over to the Phillips’ house. If Geraldine was hiding something, I thought I might find a clue in the garbage. The trash cans were in the back and between them and me was an old metal gate. Slowly, I raised the latch. A low squeak protested. Grass and twigs rustled and snapped under my feet as I made my way to the trash cans. I opened one and peered inside. I pulled out a black plastic bag and began feeling for anything that might be evidence. Nothing. I pulled out another bag but it was heavier. Much heavier. That’s when the light came on.
Part 28
I dropped the bag and hid in the bushes. Geraldine was in the kitchen. She must have heard me scuffle, because she stepped outside and looked around. My heart was pounding. She saw the trash bags. “Gomer!” she yelled. Gomer, get the gun. Gomer, shoot the intruder. I was sure that’s what she was going to say. Instead, “Gomer, you better fix the trash, we’ll get raccoons!” I heard Gomer’s voice from inside. It sounded like he would take care of it in the morning. Geraldine shook her head and shuffled back inside. She drank a glass of water. She walked away. The light switched off. I sat there, in the bushes, for what seemed like hours. I returned to the heavy bag and looked inside. I used my cell to light it up, and I couldn’t believe what I saw.
Part 29
Inside was a hardbound copy of Toxic Plants of North America with a familiar stamp on the title page: “Property of the Larksburg Public Library.” This book had not been checked out. I would have noticed. Geraldine stole it from the library! And the rest of the bag was full of dirt and shrubs that I decided not to touch. Sticking out of the dirt was a small white paper: a packing slip. A quick reference of the book index told me Geraldine had ordered toxic plants. I grabbed the slip and the book and ran.
Part 30
The first thing I did in the morning was head to the police station. I requested to speak to the officer who gave me his card and I told him everything I had learned. Geraldine had stolen a book about toxic plants and then ordered poisonous plants from an online dealer. The packing slip connected Geraldine to the poison. She must have slipped something into the mayor’s pomegranate juice when he wasn’t looking. When Michelle Fink met with Mayor De Smedt next, he was already starting to feel the effects. By the time Randy Hollins knocked on the mayor’s door, it was too late.
Part 31
The officer agreed and was able to quickly acquire a warrant for Geraldine’s arrest. Geraldine eventually confessed. She had blamed the mayor for her real estate plans falling apart and ruining her financially. The police made a public statement commending me for my assistance in putting the villain behind bars. Assistance. Sure, I did all the work, but whatever. At least my commendation exonerated the library. The folks around town seem to have a better appreciation for the power of books, and I can’t wait to see more of them check things out.
Part 32
Citizens for Safe Media went quiet and I never heard from them again. I think they left town with their tails between their legs, knowing they were associating with exactly the kind of person they were trying to make me out to be. Michelle Fink became mayor on a platform of bringing everyone together. She was able to create efficiencies that saved money and I was able to get funding for the library, with which I’ve been able to hire some staff and start community outreach programs, including an after-school program for kids.
Bev stopped by the library today with two coffees. We agreed it was a dangerous thing I did, but it was over and she would see me at home. Fingers crossed, I won’t find myself doing any more vigilante investigations — but no promises.